HEY PENDEJO, WWJD

Corgie Sobchak will get you a toe

By 3 and with nail polish if you ask nicely.

Liam Neeson calmly urges you not to spoil The Dark Knight Rises

He’s still making a death threat, but calmly.

via @slickrate

The worst time for dog to answer the phone

The Ring still freaks me out and I am okay with this.

So, the Arrested Development characters are just like The Godfather characters

OR: is this another one of Gob’s tricks?

Bob Ross paints Sparta

Look at those happy little soldiers falling off a cliff. Happy soldiers.